It would appear I'm engaged in a conversation that's rapidly heading in the wrong direction. That's okay, though. I can take anything this mullet-head can dish out... I'm a clown! I am undefeatable, unoffendable, unshakeable, unflappable and unassailable! There's simply nothing that this warthog could possibly say that'll 'cause a rise outta me...

nope, can't hear him...

just not hearing him...

????

"All right! That's it!! Now hang on one second, Lardbucket!!!"

I think it's going really well now. No, seriously. I think when all is said and done, we'll both look back on the fact that I just told a United States senator his "rug was so bad, William Shatner would be embarrassed to wear it" and we'll just laugh and laugh. And accusing him of having proboscis envy? Yeh, that's definitely the one that won him over. I'm sure to get paid now.