"Only when I'm kickin' ass... and even then not so much..."


(enter stage left, one mysterious figure with sword...)
"So now Thud, can I call you Thud? Now Thud, that's an awfully peculiar name for a clown, don't you think? Perhaps you'd like to take a moment to tell all of our readers how you came to have such an unusual name."

"Duck and I'll show you..."