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EPISODE ONE: SEND IN THE CLOWNS CHAPTER ONE: SEND IN THE CLOWN 01 "the best there is..." 02 "name's bo-bo..." 03 "could be worse..." 04 "i hate this song..." 05 "in cohoots w/capitalist aliens..." 06 "speak of the devil..." 07 "proboscis envy..." 08 "barrel-chested monkeys..." CHAPTER TWO: NICE PLUMAGE 01 "it actually goes bonk..." 02 "somebody just made a big mistake..." 03 "can't spit in these things without hittin' one..." 04 "i flipped him the penguin..." 05 "time to open up a can of clown whoop-ass..." 06 "i need answers..." 07 "what, no ka-pow?" 08 "uh oh..." 09 "that looked like it hurt..." CHAPTER THREE: CLOWNSQUAD 01 "..." 02 "floatin' on the ninth cloud..." 03 "a superclown? yeh, right..." 04 "just when things were lookin' up..." 05 "confusing clown semantics..." 06 "my bodyguards are fertilizer..." 07 "mr. poopiehead over here..." 08 "what's up with the third person thing?" 09 "you used to be what?" 10 "can you smell what the clown is cookin'?" 11 "just when i'm kicking ass..." 12 "THUD!" 13 "exit, stage left..." 14 "how many m's in hmmm?" 15 "no, not those sirens..." 16 "get your head out of the gutter..." 17 "where's the rest of it?" 18 "get your head out of the gutter... again..." CHAPTER FOUR: THE FUNHOUSE 01 "the funhouse..." 02 "we almost there?" 03 "punchbuggy blue..." 04 "the big cheese..." 05 "artie the grater..." 06 "do what you gotta do, capisci..." 07 "must be a joisey supermarket..." 08 "artie chokes three for a dollar..." 09 "finally..." 10 "holy crap'll have to do... 11 "ridiculous?" 12 "pushin the 'yeh right' boundary..." 13 "something this big..." CHAPTER FIVE: THE FOURTH 01 "who built this thing?" 02 "i've got four questions..." 03 "magic..." 04 "...and i have finally come home." 05 episode one, chapter five, page five 06 episode one, chapter five, page six" EPISODE ONE RECAP 01 clownsquad presents recap man 02 "recently left the ranks of amateur tagonists..." 03 "and that's when the bad guys showed up..." 04 "bobo kicks some ass..." 05 "and lotsa other stuff happened too... 06 "recap man wraps it up..." 07 "any questions?" EPISODE TWO: PROJECT CLOWN WATCH EPISODE TWO PRELUDE 01 "episode two:project clownwatch..." 02 "i am tangent man..." 03 "but i digress..." 04 "here's the skinny..." 05 "but i stray..." 06 "accept no substitutes..." 07 "episode two... clownwatch" CHAPTER ONE: THE SENATOR'S PLAN 01 "don't get used to it..." 02 "homo jestian..." 03 "somewhere on the astral plane..." 04 "can't we end this?" 05 "serious as a mime..." 06 "get in my way, clown, and you'll find out..." 07 "stolen phrases, part II..." 08 "king of the remote..." 09 "the newsguy..." 10 "trouble..." 11 "this is antonio achinkaree..." 12 "he better hope not..." 13 "...the bejeezus out of our children..." 14 "i resemble that remark..." 15 "i like him..." 16 "this is a stupid storyline..." 17 "evidence..." 18 "steady..." 19 "if they have nothing to hide..." 20 "one the poopie..." 21 "something else, something bad..." 22 "steady as she goes..." 23 "..." 24 "somebody shot the fat guy..." 25 "should we rough him up first?" 26 "the prophecies of bazz?" 27 "nunc est bibendum..." CHAPTER TWO: THE CLOWN REGISTRATION ACT 01 "the clown registration act passes..." 02 "any time, skippy..." 03 "the steady horse wins the race, missy..." 04 "my pleasure, skippy..." 05 "plans for enforcement..." 06 "clown hunter active response..." 07 "almost too easy, really..."

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