You know....as long as I can remember, my mother has always said: "Good things take time." Well, obviously she's right. I think we've suffered enough...waiting this long! Now...please! Update! Please? I'll give you a cookie.... And as a side note...all of you who dislike this mighty site, as I have said before...I hope you all get severe paper cuts on your wrists, and the blood shoots into your eyes, rendering you helpless in dialing 911. Thank you and always remember: Never eat lollipops. For one day, when the world is cast into darkness, giant lollipops of DOOM will come. And they do not enjoy being eaten.

Where the hell am I?!

Now, we all know that when the yellow llamas fly east for the winter and the rabid squirrels settle down and read people nice bedtime stories, that it is time for the fish to start consulting their magic teddy bears and predicting the future of large, hideous aquamarine top-hats. But what we DON'T know is when the hell the next update will be. I personally hope it will be soon *hint hint* because I'm dying to know what happens next. But that's just me. Anyway.....the usual praise that you find in almost every entry......and no..I will not say that this site "rox" I will however...say that this site rocks. And I love it. And to anyone who hates it...I hope you get severe paper cuts on your wrists and blood shoots into your eyes rendering you helpless in dialing 911. Thank you...and once again...I love this site.

guymen keep ofofoofooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

THIS SITE ROX! and it's weird cause i have a strange phobia of clowns............

Good sight keep up the clowning around

It's been a while since I've been back to look around but I was pleased with what I saw. =) I DO remember Zane and was giggling maniacally for several minutes until I scared myself after seeing him in the update. *waiting patiently while desperately seeking old Zane--The Last Clown comics online.*

ok, listen, you need to update! When was the last time? February? C'mon, let's work work WORK!

Hey, this site rox0r... i just finished reading them all after i stopped about a moth ago, but it was worth it... its actually really interesting!! Cya, Yay

I've said it before and I'll say it again: If the world of mainstream comics was cheese, and Clownsquad was also cheese, then while mainstream comics would be the cheese you peel off the top of your pizza box, Clownsquad would be a fine, creamy cheese like brie.

The Ringmaster would be proud of such a wicked site for gathering up the family MMWCL till im dead in the ground.......

um kool site bt\ut to many big words for stupid people to try to read! ~chole~ aka KiTeN

iv been going to this site for a while and i realized as good as this site is ur work really really reminds me of the whole x-men story.........probably because its the exact concept only with clowns. wich is still intresting the only real complaint i have is that u should update more than 1 every few months seriously.

yo people email me

The Clown Squad Comic is definetly off the fucking chain and I bow my head to the master who created it. It reminds me a little bit of ICP. Keep up the good work and long live the Clownz.

satan sent me now please dont come back. i like cheese. pickles are good. putting tuna down my jeans

What the hell is this site??

good site, also, everyone should listen to black sabbath, if you dont , you are a fruity wuss who smells like an old persons' underpants.

This site is the best i hope you get more stuff here soon ive loved clowns forever have you ever seen that movie killer klowns from outerspace its awsome

i havE not a daMn cLue what to say about this site besides "it keeps gettin' better and better".......sO hEre gOes.....havE ya seeN houSe of a thousand corpes? "if not".....go see that fLick...........it's just'a plain ol' "hootinanniE"......oh! and the cLown is funny as heLL in it to.... sO thEre's yEr reason to go see it if aNy foLks heh,hEh... riCk:Ppfftttt

My weiner has a first name its P-E-T-E-R. My weiner has a last name its D-I-C-K-Y!

This is the stupidest web site I have ever seen in my whole intire life!!

The evil clown squad rulezzzz Spawn is da man! Die alles kan............... :P

Pieter is the name and being a clown is the game!!!

this is a cool site

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!GET CHA WICKED ON!

You make the net more tolerable. Like my girlfriend always says: You can't go wrong with Ninja Penguins

Great site!!!!! Need I say more?

i love u get some pics andthis site will be the feshizel

No matter how sweet, cute, and normal they may seem, inside might be the sick, twisted, sadistic mind of your nightmares.

You exist to be ignored, diluted, and tossed into a mainstream world of love and hate.

dear god!!

This site kicks. No, really. Kicks.

Thanks for letting me sign the guestbook

I gotta say i like this site...but who the fuck cares about my opinions lol LATE!

SUCK MY DICK AND LICK MY BALL!!!!!!! YE FUCKEN HAW!

well here is the low down. i came back for the update and damn does my head hurt. meaning in quick it ruled. you are doin the world a serious justice with this comic and i stick by the penguins because i rule them now with my plastic spoon of justice.... anyway.... so like i was saying if jimmy cracked corn and nobody cared why does he keep doing it? gotta go my minions call for me. ~Me~

Kick Ass! The End

i think you need to add more black white pictures they are better then the collored one's

Sweet site...it's been months since the update..where's the next one.???

i thought ur comic was great and the names kool anyway i was reading some stuff ppl said on here and just thought i'd say GO DEANNA JOHNSON!!!!

thiz site is hot yo holla at me sum time `1`luv ~!~KruZ~!~ mamiizsopr0puh@aol.com

hey keep up the good work...

Hey,This Site Is Cool but How About If You All Make A Section Where Everyone Could Download You E-Card_ToonZss...Bubye,Bubye

HEY!!!! where ya been? whats going on? whatcha doing? what about us? have you forgetten about us? don't ya like us anymore? don't ya wanna play? :-) happy holidays scott... I look forward to an update soon... whenever you find the time you know we will be here... to 2003... T

????I just woke up, Why am i here and who the hell are you????

Found site from wahoo, in 2000 (thinking...) yeah that's about right. Anyways, love the site from the first time I saw it. Yr.s later I was just woundering what that damn secret funhouse was going to look like and BLAM! (no, not the software) I got a whole new site of discombobulated jokes, and gags. Hopefully I will still be able to find you next go round. Keep up the good work. PS. wish I could get a nice sized wallpaper for my desktop. Hint, hint.

I saw Elvis in a UFO last night! He's got me and will not quit singing "jail house rock".

I think you have a really kickass site. i am starting my own soon, and am hoping youcould let me advertise here, and I will advertise you at mine.

If You get a virus, Its the MEME virus.

OOOOOOOO YA sry 4got.. get that media page up soon cuz i can't wait yo

kick ass original site... email with were u learned 2 draw

Actually, I have known Crazy Scott Sisti since he was a youngun with my baby brother Dave the other Karate Kid. Scott, Dave really made me do it, he told me to check out the squad and especially to look at Thud (he's an ego-maniac as we know)cause he says he is Thud! I asked him if Thud falls down a lot, he didn't like my humor. Did you guess yet it's the sister with the boy name, Michael. Nice work, keep it up, and congrats and continued luck and success with production 101. Oh, hope you find a rich sponsor for the comic too!

A word of advice... the only tonic is kronic.

...Memory is as fragile as frost on a window... Which a single breath may take away...

Ok, grab yer friggin' pencil, start drawing on whatever is in yer (quite interesting) brain and update this site, Goddammit!!! If I were you I'd show some more understanding to all of us who just sits here and WAITS for YOU to UPDATE!!!

im also am a clown i think this site is kewl and i fond it at kill frod thats mad too

This classifies as one of the best pages I've been to in ages! Long live the Clowns! down with nasty politicians.. *wretch*

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Hi, I guess I was just looking around on KillFrog.com and ended up here. It's pretty nice. I will come by and sign again, nothing reallly happening now, just mastubating...

I dont know how long Ive been here. The only light in this place is coming from the computer screen. They keep me in here with a computer and a savage hungry serial killer clown. Right now I am beating him with the arm he has knawed off my body. Please help me, I can here them coming!

Try tickleing this Elmo. I've got the furry monster!

Pick my nose

watch out for the fromunda cheese,because it comes from under my nuts

Uh...i really have nothing to say..i just kinda wanted to feel special and have my name up on the thingy. yeah. go me.

All these empty houses and no-one living in them :o$

Scott, and the gang, just passing by, again. The blatest types of drawings are really good. Keep up the good work.

um, yeah

ne1 here like disturbed? hear their new single at www.disturbed1.com to join the official e-team and earn points towards cool disturbed gear, go to: http://i-squad.net/cgi-bin/loudside.cgi?sf=1&s=yes&u=mecha9000&a=Disturbed to register. (oh ya, clownsquad is good)

mmm, donuts.:)

Clowns are scary.

I see clowns... they hide in my closet and look at me...

They told me that if I was good I could have visitors.....

I've just stumbled onto this page and it's the dog's bollocks (Spot the Englishman, a little like Spot the Dog but taller, with less fur and tea, crumpets, Big Ben and a bowler hat)) Keep up the good work gents, you have gained a fan.

i hate u

hey i loved the fist couple of chapters but it started to suck on the last update i hope your not running out of ideas or getting lazy cause that would suck

Question...When exactly are you gonna add stuff or whatever to your comic again?¿ Or did you do that already...?¿ Anyways your site is pretty awesome..keep it up, i think it could become a very popular site..Oh and if any people ever wanna E mail me sumtime go ahead!

I don't know what all these people are talking about...I've been sitting here waiting for the pick up and restart of the site and thank whomever you want but I'm glad you're back in business. =P ~Greed is for amateurs...chaos disorder now THAT'S fun.~

are you a freak or fruit?

o my god did u see that somebody just shot that fat guy lol (gratest quote ever) all we have rite now is this box of one dozen starving crazed weasels customer:: ok ill take that . ahhhhhhhhh get them off me get them offf me. uh excuse me sir but u got weasles on your face.. we are all but a blemish on the ass we call life (the scary thing is that its 100% true but the question is whos ass is it i personally think its liza manelly's ass but nobody will ever be sure)

Through avarice, evil smiles; Through insanity it sings. i am glad you like it so do i.

dude this is the coolest comic ever. its entertaining and Psychotically demented! i love it. anyhoo keep em' comin cause i wanna know how this thing comes to a climax (or lack there of *shit another thought bubble*) dont forget to Add some purple Penguins who can only be destroyed by the powers of the plastic spoons from wendy's.... (AH!!! THERE COMING THROUGH THE WINDOWS!! OH THE PENGUIN'INESS OF IT ALL!!!! *and damnit yet another POS thought bubble to confuse you....*)

help me my big-top UFO is geting away

Through avarice, evil smiles; Through insanity it sing.

well I have to say this ite is very impresive and I had much lower expectations before I came here and I just razed it a little higher today....and yes I like anyother god fearing man on earth love cheese and will always love cheese

it's a good page just as good as mine but you realy need to do one thing UPDATE THE FUCKING SITE!!!!! it's been the same since like january.

good site,i'll be back

This is the best site I've ever been to online..the comic book is soo sweet. Bye the way.. how do you pronounce half the words up in the choice box?¿

hey how about a t-shirt with nothing but the home page logo on the chest. looking forward to the next installment.he makes wolverine out to be a wuss.

this is a good comic "book" ^_^ I admire that you do this for free and not make people pay **gumbles at those cheep asses** I can't wait til ya add more to the story! sooner or later I'm gonna make a site with all my drawings when I'm not so lazy...and when I actually have a few pics that I'm actually satified with!

I'm really diggin' the site. If you happen to stumble upon any fetishistic (is that even a word) evil clown sites with um, how shall we say, interesting visuals, let me know. Back to my search!

HeY yOu PeRsOn I lOvE mY sIteE aNd I LikKe YoUrS nOw CoMe t mY sItE

It me the Dark Princess Class of "2002" saying "WHAT UP!!" I'm just clown'n around here. Keep up the good work.

liberate tutemet ex infernis

liberate me ex infernis

Oooo! The masses demand an update! def'n of "masses": Me and my twin sister... But we aren't patient! *both twins pace around the house* I've used up an entire sketchbook since your last update! *both twin start hopping around, chirping "update! update!"* Ta! -Elf Da scootles out of the way of one of your feet

Krin-kle, krin-kle, shoestring, french cooking up french fries is a bitch put 'em in the microwave just like that Ho-ly shit, I think I just blew up the cat I'm not the bright-est cray-on in the box I like to drink cock-tails made with Clorox But that don't make me crazy, just a little sick I wanna catch a Pi-kachu and put him on a stick If this don't make sense to you there's just one thing for you to do and that's to look at life just like this We're all gonna die no one's going to the sky Everybody's gonna burn in Hell But if you get in good with the boss instead of hanging on the cross You'll be starting off pretty well. I hope you like this ditty I just thought it up And if you don't like it I don't give a fuck Jethro Burton 5-17-2002

Um... WOW! since yesterday, (5/15/02) i fell in love with this comic. Well, maybe not to live with this comic in a desolated carribean island to live forever in love happily everafter crap. But your smart enough to get the idea... I just now finished the comic and just to tell ya dude, kudos on the art. The first page i read was so sarcastic and funny i was instantly addicted. Thank you for making my day! This is poopie one over...

Hey you know i like this comic, and your nice too because you sent me that wonderful happybelate birthday email, but its been a while since the last update

i am in love with the site, with bobo and harley, with sisti, and want a hotel room for a week with all of you.

finger me sexy

Ia spongebob really not airing no more

I have just two words for you brilliant s.o.bs around here. NINJA PENGuINS!!!

ok ble

Wine me dine me and then 69 me

you need to update your site

This site is great ......... Got to Love Clownsquad!!!

YO YO YO I love cheddar cheese and I love Clownsguad. You gotta get those sound clips back up on dis his-house. Peace Holla word to ur momma.

i like me, i like me, we're the leaders family! who here eats food? i sure dont. food is the tool of the devil. i hate bottles.

U'r Site is very good , good job! B'bye ! 68 PoWeR Forever !!!!!!!!!!

WOW...talent, this comic brings humor to clowns...on monday its my birthday (i have to tell some people) oh yeah 1 did you do your taxes?

update the damn site!!!!